Road Babe Dispatch From Milan Italy

So, there I was at a crossroads - a big crucial decision that will shape and mold who I become, what path I take, and what kind of life I lead. Everything culminated in that precise moment. Should I stay or should I go? As I sat there in the School of Business room 306, staring at my Macro-Economics professor lecturing on some topic that would come up on the midterm, I couldn’t help but feel a sudden burst of outright relief.

Italian Women Tend To Be Horny

Italian women have a lot of testosterone and this tends to make them horny. It can also produce a hint of a moustache. Still, you can shave an Italian lady in under five minutes, rather than spend an hour getting a Swedish girl in the mood. Plus, when the Swede finally warms-up, she may turn on some ABBA music, then it'll take another hour to turn the guy on again.

Like Ferraris, Italian women have high-performance cold-start-capable engines. (Although the standard warm-up and lube procedures are still recommended.) Just walk your Italian girlfriend past a salami hanging in the market. She'll be on your leg like a Neapolitan Mastiff in the Spring.