Between The Sheets With Eleven Women

On December 1st, I will be under the cover and between the sheets with eleven extraordinary women. I will attempt to simultaneously satisfy all participants in this romantic venture with my fine tubular instrument. You are invited to be a part of this sweet release.

The aforementioned cover is shown here. You cannot see the enclosed sheets of paper, some of which I have transformed into art with my fine Mont Blanc writing instrument, unless you buy the book. Here is how editor Barbara Conelli describes this anthology of meaningful journeys called The Beauty and Inspiration of Travel:

Why I Love Traveling With Chiques

I dig traveling with chiques. That's why I agreed to write a chapter for author Barbara Conelli's chique travel anthology. Not because I'm a chique - quite the opposite: I like to hang with chiques. Why? Let me tell you. While running off with the girls to Europe to pretend that chocolate is a food group or escaping with the boys to Patagonia to smell each other's feet both have their attractions, guys and dolls journeying together just flat rocks.

Italian Women Tend To Be Horny

Italian women have a lot of testosterone and this tends to make them horny. It can also produce a hint of a moustache. Still, you can shave an Italian lady in under five minutes, rather than spend an hour getting a Swedish girl in the mood. Plus, when the Swede finally warms-up, she may turn on some ABBA music, then it'll take another hour to turn the guy on again.

Like Ferraris, Italian women have high-performance cold-start-capable engines. (Although the standard warm-up and lube procedures are still recommended.) Just walk your Italian girlfriend past a salami hanging in the market. She'll be on your leg like a Neapolitan Mastiff in the Spring.

A Warm Review By A Hot Reviewer

Sacred Ground & Holy Water by Lyn Fuchs is not your usual narrative travel book, and if you should read just one book of travel essays in your life, this is the one.

Lyn takes you on a wild adventure around the world: he’s been there, he’s done it, he’s got the t-shirt, and obviously he’s not afraid to talk about it. The book is straightforward, open, raw, edgy, hilarious, sexy and smart. And it’s definitely not a book for the faint of heart.

Recorded Live, Uncensored, and Nearly Sober

A Delicious Fat-Free Italian Dessert

Travel author and fat-free dessert Barbara Conelli interviewed me on The Chique Show. Not many women could get me up early on Sunday to do a girlie broadcast. Yet, this fine Italian delicacy could no doubt get me up anytime - and anyway.

Gather your loved ones around the blog-talk-radio icon and hear the most historic fireside chat since F.D.R. or Winston Churchill. We will promote our books over the air. We will ship them by land or sea. We will never, never, never give up! Here's the link: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/barbaraconelli/2012/01/22/chique-30-minutes-with-author-lyn-fuchs