Showing posts with label Penelope Cruz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Penelope Cruz. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

I'm Not Wearing Any Underwear Today!

Why? Because I'm feeling wild and free, having just enhanced my frighteningly-masculine self with the ultimate man accessory. The dawg got a dog. I'm talking about a black Labrador puppy named Jack. When I'm writing, he's Jack London; when I'm traveling, he's Jack Sparrow; when I'm drinking, he's Jack Daniels; and when I'm trying to get lucky, he's Blackjack. Of course, when he's rolling in a suspicious puddle for his eau de toilette, he's Jackass. This pup is so much cuter than Penelope Cruz that I'm totally over her.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Scarlett Johansson Indulges Animal Instincts

Spanish perversions and a major Woody dominated our last two posts, but imagine getting both from one film. Yes, we can! In Vicky Cristina Barcelona, the luscious Scarlett Johansson travels to Spain and opts for burning passionate love over secure committed love. Companion-to-drool-for Rebecca Hall advocates a safe approach but can't stop her friend from jumping into a three-way with pseudo-poetic caveman Javier Bardem and his fiery pistol-waving ex Penelope Cruz. Director Woody Allen amuses and seduces with flamenco guitar, rustic architecture, sensual food and a crazy little thing called love.