Wednesday, November 22, 2017
I have access to better breasts (and better spankings). The soft pillow that cushions my back on my sweet ride is Laura, who studies biotech at the university every day and allows me to study her biotechnology every night. We have a deal. She can say no to sex, but then she gets it two times, so she has some choice in the matter, but I still get to be the ravaging jaguar that makes our romance a little dangerous without her having to read lame novels like The Horny High School Vampire Trilogy or Fifty Shades of Gay.
Back to my other fine ride. It's not just about the journey or the destination. The transport matters as well. The world looks different on a motorcycle, an airplane, or a fit pair of legs. As David Cassidy's spirit cruises into the next life on the Partridge Family bus, he may look lame to some, but his multi-colored ride symbolized the freedom of the open road to his generation. Another 70s artist Steve Miller got to the heart of what our travels are really about: "I wanna fly like an eagle to the sea. Fly like an eagle and let my spirit carry me. I wanna fly like an eagle till I'm free."