Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Now, I'm not bragging that our humping is especially awesome. I'm lamenting that many uptight unromantic moderns are so incapable of real passionate love that this book and film actually seem erotic to them. Likewise, my tasteless public admission to having constant breathless satisfaction without the use of jumper cables or hot wax will strike some unfortunates as insensitive boasting. Still, why don't we talk about the root of the problem rather than shooting the cocky annoying messenger?
Of course, women still need a little loss of control to make it primal and exciting. So, young women fantasize about vampires who might kiss or kill you, while older women flock to this film about a handsome stranger who offers a dungeon of somewhat painful but hopefully not lethal toys. Ridiculously, many of these same women would consider maximizing pleasure by including real love and intense adoration from a man good enough to be trusted when he is ravaging you with muscles capable of terminating you to be unrealistic. Romance is no longer fashionable among the jaded. (Likewise, some folks with a sexually-transmitted disease consider peeing without a burning sensation to be a quaint old-fashioned memory, but not many are shameless enough to brag about it.)
I'd love to chat more, but this little girl needs and deserves all this old guy has to give. Since I don't use whips or Viagra, I have to rely on lots of time and love ... and torque and thrust. Whoever said Mexico is a country without much consumer technology was a damn fool. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go consume her technology right now. May the force be with me and all of you hopeless romantics who refuse to settle for less than red hot true love.
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Sunday, November 23, 2014
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Since representatives of the bad apple wing of Islamic faith (those who think others shouldn't be allowed to choose their own spirituality or speak their own convictions without threat of death) have attacked Canada's capital today, I am here reposting one of our most popular and profound articles. Just as the world had to deal with Hitler's diabolical twist on Christianity, Islam has a cancerous growth within it that cannot be ignored. The best response would be for global Muslims to repudiate and annihilate these deadly spreading diseased cells. If they can't or won't, others will have to step up. I encourage my Muslim friends to be the most devout about ridding the world of demented versions of Islam. It's better when you do as much as possible to clean up your own house. However, one way or another, these losers who refuse to respect the rights of others are gonna have to be taken out. Here's a repost of "Lyn Fuchs Named Terrorist Suspect."
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Virginia’s Shenandoah Valley is not merely noted for lovely scenery, though its position between the Blue Ridge and the Allegheny Mountains certainly provides beautiful landscapes. The area also played an important role in the history of the United States, from its time as a British colony through its tragic Civil War and beyond.
Saturday, October 4, 2014
Sunday, September 28, 2014
The founders of my country were not mega religious. Yet, they acknowledged the existence of heavenly management and the existence of divinely given rights that governments cannot take away without showing contempt for both the masses and the Creator.