With the callous disregard for achieving specific results once called objectivity, they completed their cold research then irresponsibly blurted out the unfiltered horrifying result to the media: housewives are the happiest. (Smug, smarmy, apron-donning cunts!) Despite working more hours than other professionals, despite receiving less money than other workers, despite being brutally harassed by feminists as underacheiving gender-betraying domesticated tools of the patriarchy, these stay-at-home rebels have the gall to be happier than they should be and happier than most important PC-approved cubicle jockeys ever will be. (To the gallows with the old school bitches!)
When my beautiful Latina has crazily suggested that my muscles and her breasts could suggest God/Nature has equipped us for differing contributions to the tribe, I have failed to insist that we gringos with our gender-equality-requires-gender-uniformity dogma are much wiser than the 99% of human history that came before us and any cultures that currently differ with us. American political correctness is the fashion and the future. We're smarter than brown folks, nature, and God, who are all just oppressive traditionalist haters. I will somehow help the simple sentimental little woman to see the light - the cold hard light that makes gringos so smart, trendy, and miserable.