How does a script writer take a story that has lasted two centuries and make it impossible to bear for two hours? How does a professional comedian give a film-length performance without doing or saying anything truly funny? How does a movie make the travel writing profession look even more amateurish than some backpacking practioners have? I don't know the how but I do know the when: Jack Black's recent version of Gulliver's Travels. Yuuuck!