Monday, March 6, 2017
I Officially Declare Myself A Woman
How should my enlightened readers respond? (I know I'm leaving most of you out, but right now I only want to talk with the enlightened ones.) You should call me Lynn and make sure that everyone can hear the double N. Male readers should respect that I'm an old-fashioned lady. You need to open doors and buy shit for me. Sundresses are nice, but I still prefer whisky and fine cigars. A girl wants what a girl wants.