You're Invited To A Literary Orgy

It's an extreme pleasure to be part of this literary menage a trois with Mittie and Lara. I wanna thank both of them for satisfying my needs on a weekly basis and for giving a weary man respite to get his next post up.

Still, if you despise modern perversions as I do, you have the power to transform a sordid threesome into a good old-fashioned Greco-Roman orgy. Simply follow our submission guidlines. (Leatherbound Lara's submission guidelines may be somewhat different.) It's time we writers cluster together, thrust our quills into the nearest inkwells, and let the artistic juices flow - so to speak.

Sacred Ground & Holy Water wants your submission. Lara flat demands it. Bohemian Mittie thinks you should listen to your inner muse. I think you should stop talking to yourself like a sissy and send us a travel tale, if you're man enough, woman enough, or eunuch enough.

That's about as long as I can keep my larger-than-life shtick up. So, I'm gonna go beat on my chest, while you hopefully compose a story. The best entry will receive either a copy of my book, a pinch of Mittie's stash, or a spanking from Lara, which may include a bonus beating from her husband.

I write all this sitting in the Balvanera Country Club outside Queretaro, Mexico. Despite a few drinks, I'm still on two legs and trying to act civilized. A view of undulating hills covered with green cactus and red ponies stretches before me. The scent of my whisky-laced coffee plus the sound of relaxing mariachi wafts from the bar behind me. At the same time, my cyber self dwells with these two lovely, intelligent ladies. Yeah, travel writing's a tough gig, but somebody's gotta do it. Since misery loves company, we hope you'll join us.