Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Vampires Don't Discriminate

Neither should we. When Michelle Obama touched the Queen of England, media declared her guilty of breech of etiquette. Racist nonsense! Enlightenment finds Elizabeth guilty for not renouncing the concept of royal personage based on blood. With all due respect, bite me your majesty. Bloody privilege sucks! This quaint tradition is little better than that of the KKK. A dawn of morality is the twilight of monarchy.

We don't tolerate racism here - not even the silly DaVinci Code theorem that Jesus was no one special but being descended from him somehow makes one royal. All people are created with equal value. However, they're not created with equal beauty. So, as Yellowstone was made the 1st national park and the Taj Mahal was designated a world heritage site, we dub gorgeous women sacred ground & holy water.

This common lass (with exceptional attributes) sent me her photo last month. Bless you my child! Based on the torn sofa linen, she appears to be of base linage. Still, some Orwellian animals look more equal than others. Hear ye! Hear ye! We doth proclaim this ill-bred-but-well-formed peasant a patrimony of humanity. We place her in the official blog record, so that (as King Herod said of Mary's bastard who became King of Kings) we too may worship. Long live my book on Amazon. Merry Christmas fellow mongrels and as slum-dog mutant Tiny Tim said, "God bless us, every one!"

4 comments:

  1. Jose Antonio Nautista MedinaMarch 8, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    She is a very nice woman.
    It is also attractive.
    She must be a model

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  2. pablo alberto garcia espinozaMarch 8, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    she is beautiful

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  3. Pedro Antonio Garcia GomezMarch 8, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    she is a pretty woman.

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  4. miguel angel cobos sanchezMarch 8, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    miguel Angel Cobos Sanchez
    She is a beautiful.
    she has a shapely body

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