Showing posts with label Labrador Retriever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Labrador Retriever. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

I'm Not Wearing Any Underwear Today!

Why? Because I'm feeling wild and free, having just enhanced my frighteningly-masculine self with the ultimate man accessory. The dawg got a dog. I'm talking about a black Labrador puppy named Jack. When I'm writing, he's Jack London; when I'm traveling, he's Jack Sparrow; when I'm drinking, he's Jack Daniels; and when I'm trying to get lucky, he's Blackjack. Of course, when he's rolling in a suspicious puddle for his eau de toilette, he's Jackass. This pup is so much cuter than Penelope Cruz that I'm totally over her.