The new Hobbit film is a fun and eye-dazzling expansion of the classic book. Plus, Evangeline Lilly makes it truly worthy of the name Fantasy Lit. Tolkien geeks who think Lilly shouldn't have been inserted into the storyline should be thrust back into their mothers' basements. (Eight or ten frames of Evangeline should be inserted into every film ever made and eight or ten inches of me should be thrust.... No good can come from completing that sentance.) Lilly is Canada's best export and probably the reason Bill Clinton signed NAFTA. She is more delicious than all the maple syrup in Quebec.
Showing posts with label The Hobbit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Hobbit. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Sexiest Elf of Christmas Evangeline Lilly
The new Hobbit film is a fun and eye-dazzling expansion of the classic book. Plus, Evangeline Lilly makes it truly worthy of the name Fantasy Lit. Tolkien geeks who think Lilly shouldn't have been inserted into the storyline should be thrust back into their mothers' basements. (Eight or ten frames of Evangeline should be inserted into every film ever made and eight or ten inches of me should be thrust.... No good can come from completing that sentance.) Lilly is Canada's best export and probably the reason Bill Clinton signed NAFTA. She is more delicious than all the maple syrup in Quebec.
Friday, February 15, 2013
Should The Hobbit Win An Oscar?
There may be more evidence implying humans are meant to migrate than suggesting people should "settle down and act right." There is our ancient history of summer hunting grounds and winter camps. There is our modern tendency to hit the highway or flock to the beach for spring break or summer vacation. Every time we gleefully blurt out "Road trip!" is a primal confession that the human heart relishes a journey as much as a destination.
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