| Mum, can I put this plastic bag on my head? |
There are rubber balls for children, old men's rubbery balls (sorry for the imagery there), and then there's The Rubber Ball: a big fetish gala held once a year in London where pervs and fashionistas alike dress up in latex and party till the wee hours of the night, when all children are home under covers and where an old man's balls might well take cover lest they come into contact with a riding crop.