CNN's never-ending quest to Oprahfy the world has resulted in a feature called "Healing Through Hockey". That's just wrong. Hockey is the only arena left where wild animals can howl at bearded, toothless cavemen clubbing each other with sticks. Hockey isn't new-agey; it's stone-agey. So, by all means save the orphans and heal the wounded, but not with hockey, and not on my watch.
