Friday, October 25, 2019

Wood ewe likes two bee english teacher?

Would you like to teach English with the funnest, fittest, and most innovative team of professors in Mexico? Would you like to help warm, grateful, university students access the world, while they teach you Mexican secrets of tranquility?

Would you like to receive a lucrative professor salary for teaching three hours a day with the rest of the time to meditate, exercise, read, and/or write on a manicured garden campus within a tropical rainforest? Would you like to receive a paid sabbatical year every six to travel, research a book, or finish a graduate degree?

If you want to find out whether you can handle a lifestyle so filled with meaningful contribution and so devoid of stress that you have almost nothing to complain about (warning: few gringos can), send a CV to communication department director Lyn Fuchs at lynfuchs@gmail.com. We look forward to discussing how you might contribute to this extraordinary team and we might contribute to the achievement of your goals.

3 comments:

  1. haaaa pay sucks stop trying to fool people, yo cant exercise on campus and there many Narcos killing people all over the city. Lyn is a joke

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    1. What a fascinating perspective you have! Since the pay here allows me to finance a gorgeously furnished house, a diet of steaks, roasted game, fresh salads, good wines, artesanal beers, all the activities my fine lady wishes, and money left over each month, I must assume that you have severe lack of discipline, costly drug addictions, and an inability to get anyone to have sex with you without a credit card payment. Since our professors currently participate in yoga, dance, martial arts, weight lifting, and track running on campus, I must assume you mean it's impossible for you to exercise on campus, because you can't see your feet or walk without huffing and puffing. I have lived in the area for almost 7 years and don't know anyone who has encountered a security problem, so I must assume you mostly know people of the allergic-to-work narco caliber. Send us a resume. If my team is feeling compassionate, we can help you learn to manage your money and body, so you will not have to live in fear of big bad narcos and men with big huevos. God bless you, my loser anonymous coward friend!

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  2. very nice article..after very long time i see such a brilliant content....
    thanks for sharing such a nice article..it is very useful for us..
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