Come listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed, then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground came a bubbling crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Arabs who are man enough to take as well as dish out cultural criticism are urged to write stories for this manly editor. We love Islam here. Those who can't tolerate differing views are urged to accept the fact that they're not really strong men but only hypersensitive women with beards. Let your wife drive before you hurt someone.
Full disclosure: I was deported from Saudi Arabia after attempting to show a lovely voluptuous princess how to do a "traditional Christmas goose." I still fantasize about returning to guide her through the steps of a "traditional Christmas stuffing."